I got tired of getting rug burn on the side of my thighs, so i got padded shorts. Since that meant i wasn't wearing sweat pants, i bought some new long socks to go over my shin guards. Oh, and my wife got me new gloves for Xmas. And yesterday i picked up new shoes after my 14+-year-old shoes finally ripped.
So what happens? The team captain wants a friend of his to play in the goal, and he asks if i mind playing the field. What the hell?!?